INSOMNIA!

It's 4:30 in the morning and I've been awake since two. I watched Jay Leno interview Peter O'Toole, who told a charming story about the making of Lawrence of Arabia. I've cleaned my bathroom, worked a crossword puzzle, played some Text Twist, checked my email, soaked in the tub, and watched two episodes of Roseanne on Nick at Night.

I can barely hold my eyes open, but I can't sleep!