I stepped in dog poop this morning, on the way to my car. It was dark outside, so I didn't see it. But I smelled it all the way to work. I tried to get it off of my shoes, still in the dark, in a grassy spot in the parking lot.
I came in and sat at my desk to get everything up and running, and was overwhelmed by the smell. I looked at my right shoe...fine. I looked at my left...yuck! All over the side!
I hustled to the restroom with a plastic knife from my desk supply and scraped my shoe. Then I dampened paper towels with soap and warm water and washed off the sole and the leather. Then I used a Clorox wipe on my shoe.
Then I washed my hands. And I washed them again. And again.
Then I got ready to make coffee and washed them again. They are looking pretty pink right now.
But I have that smell in my head now, and it will not go away.