How To Tell You're Watching A Really Bad Movie

Bypassed theater release to go straight to DVD? check
Bad acting? check
Bad accents? check
Blood and gore? check
Based on a video game? check

Starring Ben Kingsley? ch....what??????

I wasn't paying attention at the video store yesterday, and wound up with Bloodrayne. Starring Michael Madsen, Billy Zane, and Michelle Rodriguez.

And Ben Kingsley!

Sir Ben Kingsley!

Oscar winner, Sir Ben Kingsley!

Must've really needed a pay check!